How the Fuck Can I Be offended!?!

It's so simple.  If I'm ever offended, and can't remember the last time I was, either that which offends me is true, and I have to reevaluate EVERYTHING in which I believe, or it isn't, so who cares?  So if you get offended, your thoughts and views do NOT conform to the facts of reality and it is up to you to correct the error.